I gave him orientation about registration procedure on Fedpofffa campus. Sch boy visit Fedpoffa campus for the first time and begin registration on campus as a JAMBITO. He return from campus and inform her mother about his first encounter on campus but he lied. "The school cannot narrate be-young registration matter. He later visited my room two hours later.
I said to him " Campus guy! Campus guy!! " The boy wear smiling face and he replied..Big bro...Big Ever!!...To my surprise; the mode just change for visiting campus Fedpoffa..I just imagine how Fedpoffa lifestyle transform JAMBITO in just 8hours.
I replied "oooo School boy done wake-up ooo.....Orie wambe!!.....You are no more school boy ..you be campus guy now..Correct guy"
He replied...Big bro I love that new name but bro goobeee don gas! it done happened to me on campus today and I cannot gist my mother about it.
I was exerted to know his mind and its never too late to correct any abnormality. I replied him...Yes! Yes!! sit down and he sad down with swagga so we begin the gist me.
The Campus guy (formally called school boy) start with his journey to campus..he narrated that ( "I enter korope (small bus know as Alake bus within Offa town) to Fedpoffa Campus, I sat beside a beautiful elegant lady inside bus, she wore mini skirt with skimming fitted top. We both sat too close to each other to extend that I could perceived softness of her thigh. Before we reach school, something raised between by two thigh, We both alighted but I cannot talk to her, I was scared because I don't know her present level on campus.. I cannot enter School Mosque to pray because my body is full of XXX,") Big bro" How do I control by seductive emotion on campus"
Before I replied the sch Boy/Campus Guy..I managed to gesture in other to conform him because the boy question is more that JAMB and TOEFL questions....I realized why Sch boy cannot gist her mother.....
I replied "humm.....relax my Guy...its a usual thing for a guy with high ginger in his body because you fall inlove on first sight so your thing will definitely raised between your thigh. Next time, position your mind as if you sit with a man..then every thing will be fine) With constant interaction with ladies later on campus, your body will regulated.
I advised him further that Campus life is about study and chasing ladies at the right time.
He further asked "Big Bro...If I want to chase fine ladies on campus , tell me best spot on Fedpoffa Campus.
O!!! Wahala don gas!! inside me...I know that this school boy will be smarter than me in lady affair because during my campus life as an undergraduate Engineering student, I don't chase ladies at my first year. I wonder why he show my interest in ladies than Engineering Courses
I replied that( Campus Guy! I expect you to ask me about course and lecture rooms on Fedpoffa Campus and how to survive with CGPA above 3.0.
He replied..Big bro! I heard someone said that campus is not all about book! book!! book!!!
I replied him...Yes...but at the right time..I do visit School of Health Tech in Offa for fine bebe during school vacation.
He asked me why I visit Health Offa and not Fedpoffa Campus
See me see wahala again! O ! HO!! School boy Itan lofe gbo....That is an highland for wake up guys in Engineering during my time. Let talk about Health Tech lifestyle some other time jare....
The campus guy was curious and want to know everything in a day. I warn him to be careful and face his study because ladies on campus show passion and love for guy with High CGPA
He told me to keep secret about our discuss away from her mother. I replied ("Big Bro never diffused message but always logical)
I asked why he decided to hide the incident from her mother. he replied that "Mummy collected something from me when I was 12years old and so mad at him")
I asked him whaat her motther collected from him and what make her angry ?
He replied...Big bro..What will be a story of another day...
This school is learning very fast ...1-1point...He copied my slugger because I adjourn story of health tech to another day..
Dear Reader...This boy need change of course in my own view ...hum..may be Dating Engineering Technology, or Sexiology in Engineering or Ladies Office Management.
To be Continue...Another Day...Any Another Time...Episode 05 Coming soon
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