Will you give me grade A if I use micro-chip for your exam?

I want exam focus for the course.....Class let ask Mr Lecturer questions that will favor us all for this coming exam.

Mr. Lecturer: This is how far we can covered on this course TCP 212 and if you have any questions then make it brief.

Student: Sir we are writing this course on March 25th 2017, give us exam focus.

Mr. Lecturer: We have covered 7 chapter therefore real all if you want to score high in the course.

Student: Have mercy on us because we have offering 10 courses and if other lectures suggest 7 chapter exam focus, 30% of the class cannot have upper credit at the end of the day.

Mr. Lecturer: I will set 7 questions and you will answer 5 only therefore read any convenient 5 chapters but remember that you will not be able to finish all because its a cross breadth questions but just attempt it.

Student: If I were to finish all questions, what is your advice sir?

Mr. Lecturer: Try to cover 7 chapters while reading.

Student: If I import your texbook to exam hall and copy word for word, will you give me distinction in this course?

Mr. Lecturer: it will never happen in Fedpoffa because you will be caught in exam hall.

Student: I don't have time to read at all, What if I micro-chip your all chapters and leave my text book at home.

Mr. Lecturer: Infact 3 or more invigilators will be attached to every exam halls, therefore you will be caught and book for exam malpractice

Student: I don't understand you sir, because I did not register for exam malpractice

Mr. Lecturer: Your exam will be suspended indefinitely and file your case to exam disciplinary  committee on campus for prosecution.

Student: Would exam committee flog me?

Mr. Lecturer: ho! La! La!! Exam malpractice is punishable under code of conduct therefore, if fund guilty then you will be bland listed and send packing

Student: If committee black list my record and send me packing, Will Fedpoffa offer me another admission if I apply in next session?

Mr. Lecturer: Black listed record cannot get admission on recommendation under law therefore you will not get admission because Fedpoffa demand moral act and build academic excellent for future student.

Student: Thanks you sir, I want to meet all requirement and graduate without any issue. I will read all chapter as advice and will never cheat in the coming exam. I will also ask my facebook friends to suggest more solution on this matter

Student:  my fellow fedpoffites, Our lecturer answers to all my questions is not favorable ooo....I don't what inside student code of conducts. which section quote exam malpractice? Lecture advice me to read but I have limited memory...How do I unlock my memory in order to pass this coming exam?