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fedpoffa student had a dream about his immediate past exam and reviled
result shown 4 carry-over in 3 units courses. He wake up and look tensed
and scary ! He read FedpoffaConnect message about resumption date. He
run down to Offa awaiting resumption date. Fedpoffa resumed yesterday
and he enter campus with heavy luggage. I asked him;
FedpoffaConnect: Where are you going with this heavy luggage books and mat, are you going to school mosques or hostel?
Student: I saw your post that we have resumed back for 2nd semester so I decided to port in before is too late for me.
FedpoffaConnect: Tell me why carrying heavy luggage?
Student: The security had checked my load and confirmed that is full of text books and sleeping mate
FedpoffaConnect: Good indirect answer! so where are you heading to now? Hostel or Mosques?
Student: I heard from you via facebook timeline about renovation of ICE lecture rooms therefore I decided to move in to ICE LR 01 for effective studies with little rest. I preferred sleeping mat over mattress because foam bed is my sleeping dose and mat is my anti-sleep dose.
FedpoffaConnect: haha! what about your rented room in town?
Student: If I sleep in that same room this semester, I will likely have 4 carry-over for real.
FedpoffaConnect: Why! Why!!
Student: I have good mattress, TV, Computer Game, Computer with internet and may girl friend that always visit me...I want to quit all and marry only textbooks
FedpoffaConnect: You can make best use of those facilities you have and get better grade
Student: if my mattress could talk then will tell you countless sexual fun, film watching, nudity internet watch that had taken place in it.
FedpoffaConnect: EWOOOO!!! Serious! you could have change your course to matresssexladitology and not to come to Fedpoffa.....Don't worry, You need public advice, FedpoffaConnect facebook members will advice you better...wait and read their comments.
Student: Thank to you Alabi O. A. FedpoffaConnect ...I can't wait to pu on on your timeline.
FedpoffaConnect: Where are you going with this heavy luggage books and mat, are you going to school mosques or hostel?
Student: I saw your post that we have resumed back for 2nd semester so I decided to port in before is too late for me.
FedpoffaConnect: Tell me why carrying heavy luggage?
Student: The security had checked my load and confirmed that is full of text books and sleeping mate
FedpoffaConnect: Good indirect answer! so where are you heading to now? Hostel or Mosques?
Student: I heard from you via facebook timeline about renovation of ICE lecture rooms therefore I decided to move in to ICE LR 01 for effective studies with little rest. I preferred sleeping mat over mattress because foam bed is my sleeping dose and mat is my anti-sleep dose.
FedpoffaConnect: haha! what about your rented room in town?
Student: If I sleep in that same room this semester, I will likely have 4 carry-over for real.
FedpoffaConnect: Why! Why!!
Student: I have good mattress, TV, Computer Game, Computer with internet and may girl friend that always visit me...I want to quit all and marry only textbooks
FedpoffaConnect: You can make best use of those facilities you have and get better grade
Student: if my mattress could talk then will tell you countless sexual fun, film watching, nudity internet watch that had taken place in it.
FedpoffaConnect: EWOOOO!!! Serious! you could have change your course to matresssexladitology and not to come to Fedpoffa.....Don't worry, You need public advice, FedpoffaConnect facebook members will advice you better...wait and read their comments.
Student: Thank to you Alabi O. A. FedpoffaConnect ...I can't wait to pu on on your timeline.
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